I think my best self lives in my stomach, she said, & only comes out around the hors d'oeuvres at parties. I think you can tell a lot about people from the hors d'oeuvres. I nodded & hid my Vienna sausage in a big plant in the hall & avoided her for the rest of the evening.
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